To my dearest Mother,
I'm settling in quite nicely to my new home, is what I'd like to be able to say. However, this is not the case. Because, you see. Quite frankly, I'm scared of my house.
This is all I have time to write as of the moment, as there is a Flying Blue Pitterwick caught in the chimney that needs my immediate attention.
Love,
Fearful Elaine
I'm settling in quite nicely to my new home, is what I'd like to be able to say. However, this is not the case. Because, you see. Quite frankly, I'm scared of my house.
This is all I have time to write as of the moment, as there is a Flying Blue Pitterwick caught in the chimney that needs my immediate attention.
Love,
Fearful Elaine
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